WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYING AT?! What on earth made you think killing of, not only the best character in your story, but the best character in any story would do? Did you think it would be edgy? Cool? Did you think it would separate you from from the crowd? Possibley make Robert Kirkman look at you in a different way? Well, you got what you wanted, sir. Now we all think- no, we KNOW you're a fool. A FOOL, GIMPLE!
A foolishly foolish fool who does foolishly foolhardy things, foolishly often, due in part to their exceeding foolishness. That's you, that is. Is that what you wanted, hmm? At the age of five, when your teacher approached you in class and promptly questioned: "Scott, what do you want to be when you grow up?" I must ask, did you answer "Ma'am, I want to be a fuckin' retard who kills off the best characters before their time"? I hope so, my friend, because that's what you grew up to be. You sir, are kack, you're filth. You're the discussing, oozing saliva of a sliced second degree burn, festering like off milk on a summers day. You bumbling, incoherent carbuncle on the backside of humanity. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!
Guys, I'm speechless. I'm so fucking sad you can't believe it. The best TWD character of all time was MURDERED, that's right, MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD by this awful writing team and dirtbag protagonist.
My hatred for Daryl Dixon has reached the ceiling, TOP PERCENTAGE FUCKING HATRED for this disgusting, retarded, mumbling idiot of a character that just represents everything wrong not only with the TV Show, but American television and America in general.
Ok Daryl, if you want to 1v1 a fucking tank, that's fine. You want to blow up a bunch of guys without making a sound? That's fine. You want to FUCKING MURDER IN COLD BLOOD THE SWEETEST CINNAMON ROLL THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEN, EVEN AFTER HE FUCKING PEES HIMSELF BEGGING FOR HIS LIFE? NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
There was absolutely no reason for Daryl to kill Fat Joey, he was a good guy who just happened to be on the wrong side. Tell me, when you look at Fat Joey, what do you see? Evil? OF COURSE NOT, YOU FUCKING MY DUDE! Fat Joey represented everything pure and innocent left on the apocalypse and this fucking disgusting sweaty worm-eating Gary Stu TOOK HIM FROM ME. FROM US.
I say no more, my friends. NO MORE! I'm sick and tired of this disgusting blob of a "character" ruining other characters. First Tyreese, then Abraham and now FUCKING FAT JOEY? NO FUCKING MORE! I say we rise in protest and riot in front of AMC, DEMANDING for them to retcon Fat Joey back into the show, or at the very least KILL DARYL DIXON! Who's with me?
ALBA GU BRÀTH! FOR FAT JOEY! FOR KALEY! FOR FREEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!