What weapon(s) would you use if you were in a zombie apacolypse? It could be anything, and I mean ANYTHING. As long as you already own it. If you want something that you don't own, then just say what it is that you want and who knows? Maybe you'll find it. Me? I would use my Louisville Slugger. Then I would add a strap to my paintball gun, freeze my paintballs, and use my paintball gun. At least until I get a hand gun of some sort with a silencer. And if I find a machete, that'll be useful. Tell me what you would use.