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hello amigos today i are bringing yu a summari of de comics of de wuolking ded so yu can knou wuots going on lololololololololololololo.
ePisoDe 1 - daYs oF de fuTUrE
Ricardo Grimes is an illegal Mexican immigrant who works as a traffic officer, but gets shot by drug dealers he owed money. In the hospital, during a coma, he has hallucinations due to the large amount of drugs he had previously injected, and he sees the future, and so, he knows his wife Loreta, his son Carlos and his best friend in the world (lover?), Chano, are in Atlantic City. He then finds a nigga named CJ Morgans Ballz-A-Nigga Shootalotbitchfuckernigguh, who works for Al-Qaeda. He trades weapons for drugs with him and stoles a cowboy's horse and travels to Atlantic City. In the city, he's saved by Glennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, a psychopath chinese food restaurant waiter. He brings Ricardo to the camp, where he meets the rest of the group and reunites with his family. Under the suspect that Loreta might be cheating on him with Chano, Ricardo convinces Carlos to kill Chano for some rancid candy and some old Super Mario Bros cards.
epIDoSe 2 - a FeW meTrES beHINd (Fuck the metric system lolololo)
Ricardo and co. search for a safe place away from the zambies. The come up with a Nigga-'Hood, with yachts and bitches. Hallen, the fat bearded man, starts shooting in the air for no reason, to have fun, and provokes a group of zambie-niggas. maDonna, the infamous singer, gets killed, and so the group escapes and comes up with a forest. Carlos insists on going with Ricardo and Táirez to search for Slenderman in the woods. He gets shot by Hotiz, a mad redneck, who brings them to Jeryél Verde's farm. After Carlos recovers, Ricardo's group finds out Jeryél is satanic and keeps zambies on his barn. The zambies scape and kill Lacito and Arnaldo, Jeryél's son and daughter. Meanwhile, Glennnnnnnnnnn haz sex with Jeryéls daughter, Margarita, and becomes satanic as well. The group leaves and finds a prision.
ePIsoDe 3 - tEh priSioNs's sHowERs
On the prision, Ricardo and Táirez find four security guards dressed as prisoners because they're naughty. They are Alex, a way more bearded and fatter man than Hallen, Daxter, a blacker man than Tairez, Jorge (named after the creator of the comic), a junkie homo nigga and Tomasito, a supposed tax evader. Jeryél's family comes to live to the prison because it would be the perfect place to perform his satanic rituals. Raquel and Susana, Jeryél's daughters, get killed, and the group puts the blame on Daxter and Jorge and kill them because they're racist. Then, Margarita kills Tomasito for having a vegetable's name (There has been a lot of controversy about tomatoes lately: fruit or vegetable?). However, Putricia, Hotiz's gurlfren, perform's Black Magic to summon Daxter and Jorge's ghosts to have their revenge.
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