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1,051 Edits since joining this wiki
January 13, 2013
  • I live in Canada
  • My occupation is being a Crazy mofo, and following Kennyism
  • I am a dude
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  Carson
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Gender Motherfucking MAN! (Male)
Age Screw you
Occupation Student (I one day hope to be the next Bill Nye The Science Guy)
Family Phazon8058 - Brother
Status Dangerous Motherfucker
Ethnicity Northern-European-Canadian

Hello. I am Carson but you can call me Zora. but you can just Call me Carson if you don't like that name. I'm a Walking Dead fanboy, specifically the Show, Telltale Games, and the Comics.

I am the author of a series on Undead Fan Stories Wiki, titled The Dead Beneath, based on the zombie apocalypse, following the same principles as The Walking Dead.

It can be read here.

Kennyism This user is a Kennyist.
Kenny is love. Kenny is life.
NerdBrothers This user is a fan of ZoraLink10nLink, and Phazon8058.
We're the nerd brothers
Potterhouse This user is a fan of Potter House
" The Motherfucker who lived - Zorry Potter, Juan Dolores Umbridge, Dixon Grimes Snape and Lord Negandemort - Potterhouse wizards"
Pawt pie This user is a fan of PAWT PIE!
KFC has PAWT PIE! PAWT PIE! I didn't know KFC had PAWT PIE! I didn't know ANYONE had PAWT PIE!.... PAWT PIE?! Say it with me, PAWT PIE
TWDYT This user supports the idea of a Walking Dead Wiki YouTube Channel!
News, Reviews and more in any medium!
Authortemplate This user is an Author
This user is a writer of Zombie related fan fiction.


My favorite CharactersEdit

TV Series (In Order)Edit

Comic Series (In Order)Edit

These amazing colours were done by Lavendeln.

Honorable MenitonsEdit

These characters didn't quite make the list but are still lovable.

Video GameEdit

The Characters are statused by what their fates are in my game. So characters with a Determinant status will be statused by their fates based on my choices.

Honorable MentionsEdit

Fan TemplatesEdit

Kennyism This user is a Kennyist.
Kenny is love. Kenny is life.
1385607-wd michonne This user is a fan of Michonne.
Long live Michonne and her Katana!
Tombs Jody Death This user is a fan of Carl Grimes.
Long live the hardcore killer.
Carl108.2 This user is a fan of Carl Grimes.
Long live the other eye.


Judith-Plays This user is a fan of Judith Grimes.
Long live Little Ass Kicker.
S4T Rick Colt This user is a fan of Rick Grimes.
Long live the Ricktatorship!
115 Rick 1 This user is a fan of Rick Grimes.
Long live Rick!
TWDS4 110 This user is a fan of Maggie Greene.
Long live Bo-Peep, Maggie Greene!
Quality Axel This user is a fan of Axel.
You follow me?
Walking-dead-sick1-570x377 This user is a fan of T-Dog.
Aw Hell yeah.
ShivaBan1 This user is a fan of Shiva.
She doesn't like violence!
NTL Lee Inox This user is a fan of Lee Everett.

"You'll be okay."

NTL Kenny Inox This user is a fan of Kenny.
"I don't give a fuck if their make-a-wish was a fuckin' boat ride."
Still. Not. Bitten. - Clementine This user is a fan of Clementine.
I'm still. NOT. BITTEN. I never was. And you left me out here to die.
CarleyShootsAndy This user is a fan of Carley.
Long live the reporter!
111Andrea.3 This user is a fan of Andrea.
Long live the badass sharpshooter!
AliceComicface This user is a fan of Alice.
Long live Alice!
Shortyshorts This user thinks that Alice looks sexy in her short shorts.
Very sexy indeed....
115pr This user is jealous of Rick.
Because his girlfriend Andrea is so sexy <3
Carol saifdas This user is a fan of Carol Peletier.
Long live the one who gives sick burns.
Omid Dixon Kent III This user is a fan of Omid.

Long live the cripple fighter!

115 Negan 3 This user is a fan of Negan.
Long live the big swinging dick and his vampire bat, Lucille!
TVComicHershel This user is a fan of TV Hershel, but hates Comic Hershel.
Long live the farmer who is willing risk his life to save lives, long hate the farmer who beats his kid and preaches too much.


 

ATR Gonna Need More Juice This user is a fan of the juice box.
Because why not?
Chuck Telling It How It Is This user is a fan of Chuck.
"You ain't little, you ain't a girl, you ain't a boy, you ain't strong, or smart, you're alive."
Molly.5

This user is a fan of Molly.
Long live Molly!

WS Eddie Glance This user is a fan of Eddie.

"See? It's fine. Road's straight as my dick."

Season four tara This user is a fan of Tara Chambler.
We love Tara Chambler!
CroppedAss This user is a fan of Rosita's ass.
Son of a dick, that's a great ass!
TWD 411 GP 0923 0222-watermark-2 This user thinks Rosita is one sexy Latina.
Hubba Hubba.
LaurenCohanHot This user thinks Lauren Cohan is a sexy piece of ass.
Glenn, you lucky bastard!.
Come on Bonnie This user was a fan of Bonnie back in 400 Days, but hates her in Season 2.
Why did they have to put her with Carver?.


 

TVComicAndrea This user is a fan of Comic Andrea, but hates TV Andrea.
Long live badass sharpshooter, long hate the Governor's brainwashed bitch.


 

HarryPotterCarsonResemblence This user would cast Daniel Radcliffe to play Carson.
There is literally nothing you could say to convince me he doesn't look like Harry Potter.


Friends on this wiki and awesome people (In No Order)Edit

  • Phazon8058 - My Brother. He's the only person I can say for sure Isn't really a 40 year old pedo in disguise. not that I think the rest of you are.
  • Bloxxasourus - High Priest of Kennyism. He makes me cringe sometimes
  • KatieTheAndreaFan - Sexy Badass Boss who writes faptastic fanfic
  • GhostWolf716 - Hes a dicbutt bich fgt.
  • Paul "Jesus" Monroe - Pushy Motherfucker
  • Juanmaseta - He's my amigo who greets me in Spanish. Also the co-founder of Team PotterHouse. (Don't fuck with the PotterHouse wizards!)
  • Negan - I saved him from having to cut Lucille 2 off, he's also the leader of the Saviors, and the first fun villain in TWD.
  • DarkShadow667 - Another dicbutt bich fgt.
  • T montalbano - He made this wiki in 2009, 5 years later he's like "I'M BACK BITCHAS!!!" (He didn't actually say that, that's me talking)
  • Lavendeln - He colours pictures from the comics, (liek a baws) and he does it good.
  • InsaneHippo - He's a hippo, he's insane, he puts Lee derping in a What is Love scene. nuff said.
  • Popozão - Plot twist: Popozão and TommyGrimes are one. MIND HAZ BEEN BLOWN!

Avatar historyEdit

Most Hated Character In OrderEdit

I don't like these characters either because they done something horrible, or they're just plain evil, or their just plainly a douchebag, or they have a personality trait that's irritating.

Comic Series:Edit

TV Series:Edit

Video Game:Edit

Just like with characters I do like, they are statused by their fate in my game.

ATR Michelle Glock This user hates Michelle.
You couldn't let Omid last more than 10 minutes?
Ben Paul 2. This user is tired of Ben Paul.
Just let Lee make the decisions kid. When you act, everyone dies.
AND Larry Fisticuffs This user hates Larry.
"He's just an old racist asshole!"
Seed.67 This user Hates Lori Grimes.
Long Hate the Cranky Cheating Bitch!


My own wordsEdit

"Some people can be weird motherfuckers, but I'm still wondering who's mothers they fucked."
—Me saying some "amazeballs stuff" according to DarkShadow667. exact date or time unremembered
"there should be a user smut where Naruto takes his dick out, and doesn't know what to do with it."
—Me during a discussion about Katie's Smut fics on Febuary 23 2014 at 4:50 PM Daylight Savings time.
"Masturbation is where you grab your penis, and give it some friction. I'd reccomend some lube, since the penis is not slippery on the surface. I'd also reccomend cleaning up after yourself, so that your parents don't find a big mess of jizz. especially if your parents are conservitave Christian, and believe that masturbation is a sin."
—Me explaining masturbation better than Naruto on Febuary 25 2014
 
"Dildo isn't really a weak Pokemon. I have a dildo on my team, and It has never failed to win a battle. I think you should try catching a bunch of different dildos and eventually you'll find one with good stats. that's just my advice."
—Me explaining the wide range of stats on a Pokemon called Dildo, to Naruto.[src]

Other people's wordsEdit

"Ben is walking the streets towards the waterfront with the rest of the group when he realizes that he may or may not have a small penis like Gravelord."
—Peanutbutterworld on Ben Paul's page. (According to Popozão, Peanutbutterworld was actually YoungAnarchy

Source (Couldn't put it in Quote because Wikia pages for past revisions suck)

"Fuck the administration system, fuck the community, and fuck you. Have a nice day, Mr. Admin."
Shell to Grave before resigning
"Penis abstain"
—Another one of your typical anons

Source (Same deal)

"punch you in the titts lol"
—YoungAnarchy laughing about punching Kaley in the tits.

Zora's Personal UpdatesEdit

  • As of March 29th 2014, I have changed my status in the Battle of Terry St. John's status, from "He's Dead" to "WHY DAFUQ DOES ANYONE CARE?!"

TriviaEdit

  • I tell alot of puns. whether they're funny, or super lame, that's all on your opinion.
    • Starting in Season 4, with Hershel's prostetic, I decided to cut it off with the leg jokes.
    • I think the Governor's eyepatch looks like an Oreo, but he's still one tough cookie.
  • I knew that Kenny survived the building/alleyway scenario, because of his powerful mustache.
  • Kenny is love, Kenny is life. Benisacunt.
  • The only Letter Hacks I've read and actually been interested is the angry letter from Steven Yeun in Issue 102.
  • I don't see the point in getting my cake but not being able to eat it.
    • Yes. I know it's a figure of speech.
  • I love bacon.
  • I think that if you don't stop Clementine from eating Mark's legs, then she'd probably already know what Winston's thumb tastes like.
  • I've probably clicked the edit button on your userpage, but not changed anything, but clicked the button just to copy and paste some code I didn't want to bother to memorize.
  • I'm Canadian. Eh?
  • I might be the first person here to post on the talk pages of images.
  • I'm a crazy amazeballs nutjob
    • If you don't agree, I will rape your ears with bad puns.
      • I will still rape your ears with bad puns regardless.
  • I'm an extremely outspoken atheist.
  • I will rape your ears with bad puns.
  • The Phrase "Fuck you too" has been trademarked by me, and you must ask me for permission before using it. The same goes for "That doesn't make any flavor of goddamn sense".
  • Fuck you
    • Fuck you too
      • Fuck you more
        • Fuck YOU more!
          • No, fuck YOU more!!
            • Fuck you even more.
  • The 6 trivias you read above were completely pointless, and I apologize for them.
  • I'm the co-founder of the PotterHouse, along with Juanmaseta. Don't fuck with the PotterHouse wizards.
  • Dildo can actually be a strong Pokemon if you train it right.
  • I'm trying to get over a habit of getting offended by sexualy suggestive yo mama jokes, when they are directed at me specifically, rather than anybody who comes across it.

My favorite picture on this whole wikiEdit

Andrea and Rick
MMM! DAT ASS!

My favorite one of Lav's colored ImagesEdit

The coloring everyone has been waiting for

Reasons why Clementine is the ultimate badassEdit

  Clementine
Ultimate Badass
Screenshot 6
Status Extreme BADASS!!!
Clementine bit off a dude's thumb, killed a possibly rabid dog for a can of beans, got refused stitches, peroxide and bandages, so she broke out, and stole medical supplies, and poured her own peroxide, and stitched up her own arm, she then bashed a rotten corpse's head in with the other side of a hammer.
"This girl's tough as nails."
-Pete
Screw that! Clementine makes nails look like wimpy little pussies!

Merchandise I ownEdit

  • Daryl Dixon Bobblehead
  • Michonne Bobblehead
  • "Don't Open. Dead Inside" T-Shirt
  • "You only live Once Twice" Shirt

My Warnings to wikitrollsEdit

WARNING! If I notice somebody has messed up a page, like let's say changed a whole page to just "LOLOLOLOOOLOLOOOLOOOLLOLLLOLOLOL! YOLO!" then I will notify an administrator IMMEDIATELY!!!

My TellTale Games ChoicesEdit

A New DayEdit

Starved for HelpEdit

  • Chopped off David's leg.
  • Who did I feed?
    • Clementine (Half an Apple)
    • Duck (Crackers & Cheese)
    • Kenny (Piece of Jerky)
    • Mark (Crackers & Cheese)
  • I shot Jolene. Don't judge.
  • I stopped Clementine from eating Mark.
  • I helped Kenny kill Larry. Don't judge.
  • I killed Danny St. John.
  • I killed Andy St. John. Don't judge.
  • I took the supplies.

Long Road AheadEdit

  • I didn't shoot Beatrice.
  • I left Lilly's ass on the highway after she shot Carley.
  • I took the Monkey Wrench.
  • I talked Kenny down.
  • I shot Duck.
  • I told Clem we'd try to find her parents.
  • I helped Omid onto the train, I did push him off the bridge thinking it was funny, crippling his leg, so I owe it to him to help him out.

Around Every CornerEdit

  • I killed Zombie Fivel.
  • I was truthful and reasonable with Vernon.
  • I brought Clementine to Crawford.
  • I pulled Ben up. (In every game now, I drop him. Benisacunt!)
  • I showed the group my bite.
  • Who came with me?
    • Kenny
    • Omid
    • Christa.
    • Ben
      • (Everyone)

No Time LeftEdit

  • I let Christa cut off my arm.
  • I kept my cool, but Kenny ruined that dude's face.
  • I told Christa and Omid that I wanted Kenny to look after Clementine.
  • I concealed my weapons.
  • I killed the Stranger.
  • I told Clementine to restrain me with the handcuffs.
  • I told Clementine to shoot me.

400 DaysEdit

  • I shot off Danny's foot. Death to pedophiles.
  • I stayed in the car.
  • I left Nate.
  • I told Leland the truth.
  • I abstained from voting on Roberto's fate, so Roman killed him.
  • I left in the RV.
  • Who left to Tavia's community?

All That RemainsEdit

  • I helped Christa.
  • I put Sam out of his misery.
  • I made friends with Sarah
  • I got my bandage from the master bedroom. (In every game since, I get it from Alvin and get a juicebox too)
  • I accepted Nick's apology.
  • I gave water to the almost-dead guy.
  • I saved Pete. (Due to a glitch in my game, the following chapter put me with Nick in my LP)

A House DividedEdit

  • I shared a drink with Nick (In the other file, where It actually remembered I saved Pete, I tried to tell him not to have a cigarette, but he didn't listen. Smoking is bad for you)
  • I took the blame for the photo of Sarah.
  • I told Carver my name was Carley, and asked him to leave.
  • I sat with Kenny at dinner.
  • I told the truth about Matthew.
  • I told Walter that Nick is a good guy. (I don't really like him, but he doesn't deserve to die)
  • I went to find Kenny and Luke.
  • I told Kenny not to shoot Carver, thus keeping Alvin alive.

My Opinion of "Too Far Gone"Edit

O. M. G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So much stuff happened! (Thangs) My brother told me that TV has rules against showing the death of a child, so it kinda confused me when Meghan got bitten, and I'm still worried about Tyreese, whether or not Daryl and Rick should tell him that Karen's killer was Carol. Then, I was all like, NOOOOOO! NOT HERSHEL!!! For a second,  I though the Governor was lowering the Katana during Rick's speech, but NOPE! Just pulling it back to get more momentum. And Y'know, Hershel was way too preachy in the Comics, but in the show, they fixed that real good. Hershel was great, and I change my mind. that spot in my tv favs list doesn't beling to the Governor. It belongs to the one and only Hershel Greene. And I'm starting to like Lizzie too, and it was so satisfying to finally see thegovernor die, but I'm still confused, was Judith eaten by a Walker? there is still the possibility that a member of Rick's group who had bloody hands, picked up Judith and saved her. It's unlikely, but still possible. and I think Too Far Gone was kind of the TV adaptation of Issue 48. Right comic readers?

A Father, a Farmer, a Doctor, a Friend.

Rest in Peace, Hershel

A Father, a Leader, a Tyrant, a Madman.

Rot in Hell, Governor

Plagirism from Talking Dead, the solution to everything.

My Favorite Lines in Walking Dead mediaEdit

Comic SeriesEdit

Negan: Did you treat her (Lucielle) like a lady?

Unnamed Savior: Yes.

Negan: Did you eat her pussy like a lady?

Unnamed Savior: Well... I... Umm...

Negan: I'm just fucking with you! a baseball bat doesn't even have a pussy! now get the fuck out of here.

TV SeriesEdit

Glenn: Nice moves there, Clint Eastwood, are you the new sherrif? coming in to clean up the town?

Rick: Wasn't my Intention.

Glenn: Whatever. Yeehaw! you're still a dumbass.

Video GameEdit

Lee Everett: Did you break a flashlight by accident?

Clementine: No. did Duck say I did?


Lee Everett: No, did Duck break the flashlight?


Clementine: I don't think so, he's just always blaming me for stuff.


Lee Everett: like what?


Clementine: Putting a bug on his pillow.


Lee Everett: Did you do that?


Clementine: ...


Clementine: Yes.

Video Game, runner upsEdit

1: Lee Everett: You're a pretty good shot.

Carley: Well, you don't fuck with a reporter. especially one who's three days out from her last cup of coffee.


2: Larry Caul: Yeah, I want to attract their attention, so I can FUCKING KILL THEM!

Lee Everett: I guess your new girlfriend wasn't all she was cracked up to be.

Larry Caul: What the hell is your problem? you refused me my day's rations back at the motor lodge, now you go out of your way to be an asshole to me tonight. but guess what? I plan to be around long after you're gone. and if you turn, I'll be the one to put the axe through your skull.

The part that makes me laugh is in bold.

List of memes I have uploaded to this wikiEdit

I have learned how to make memes via PowerPoint, and I have made some and uploaded them to TWD Wiki.

here's a list

BTW There's another one in the bottom left Corner.

  Governor Logic
Governor Logic
  Nuhuh
Nuhuh
If i could, I'd rename it "Campman Logic"
  Jessie Logic
Jessie Logic
  Martinez Logic
Martinez Logic
  Cheater Lori
Cheater Lori
  Martinez Making Sense
Martinez Making Sense
Martinez realized his mistake in my last meme about him, and now is actually making some sense.
  Public Service Announcement from Martinez.
Public Service announcement from Martinez
Remember people, if you can't go golding with an old friend without dumping them into a pit of walkers, you're kind of a shitty friend.
  Don't Stay in the House
Don't stay in the house
  Governor Logic 2
Governor Logic 2
  Problem Lizzie
Problem Lizzie
  Badass lessons from the Governor
Badass lessons from the Governor
  Play the whole game before you talk!
Play the whole game before you talk
  You just got BURNED by Carol
You got BURNED by Carol
  Un-Cock-Blockable Carl
UnCockblockable Carl
  Badass lessons from Daryl Dixon
Badass lessons from Daryl Dixon
  The Shit Hits the Fan when Negan says this.
TheShitHittingTheFanNegan
  Badass lessons from Clementine
Badass lessons from Clementine
  Larry's Plan
Larry's Plan
  Bitch Please.gif
Governor Bitch Please
  Lilly, eat a Snickers.png
Lilly eat a snickers
  And that's why you don't drink and play golf with...
And that's why you don't play golf with Brian Heriot
  Eat a snickers
Lizzie eat a snickers

List of Templates that I made (maybe other people edited it.)Edit

Judith-Plays This user is a fan of Judith Grimes.
Long live Little Ass Kicker.
S4T Rick Colt This user is a fan of Rick Grimes.
Long live the Ricktatorship!
Quality Axel This user is a fan of Axel.
You follow me?
Walking-dead-sick1-570x377 This user is a fan of T-Dog.
Aw Hell yeah.

Ok, this one, I didn't originally make this one, but I found it with this image and "Aw hell yeah" in it, but it wasn't coded right, so I fixed it and used the same image and quote. So, you can give me that, right?

EP4 Angry Lee This user is a fan of Lee Everett.
Long live Lee.
NTL Kenny Inox This user is a fan of Kenny.
"I don't give a fuck if their make-a-wish was a fuckin' boat ride."
Prey7 This user is a fan of Milton Mamet.
Long live the Tea Maker!
TVComicHershel This user is a fan of TV Hershel, but hates Comic Hershel.
Long live the farmer who is willing risk his life to save lives, long hate the farmer who beats his kid and preaches too much.


 

Chuck Telling It How It Is This user is a fan of Chuck.
"You ain't little, you ain't a girl, you ain't a boy, you ain't strong, or smart, you're alive."
Ben Paul 2. This user is tired of Ben Paul.
Just let Lee make the decisions kid. When you act, everyone dies.
AND Larry Fisticuffs This user hates Larry.
"He's just an old racist asshole!"

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