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I have a quote that I heard from a flash game that I played that I wish that I could have said to Luke if I were a character in the game:
Just do. Your. Job.
If you were Luke, you probaply accepted Jane's offer. Laid is hard to get in the apocalypse.
If I were a character in the game, this is how it would have gone after Luke's screwup and after we dealt with the herd.
Me: Luke, you were supposed to be on watch duty! Y-you were supposed to look out for lurkers or other problems and contact us via the flipping walkie-talkie, if you just did your goddamn job, this would have gone more smoothly............. (-sigh-) If you wanted to have a "special moment" with Jane Doe over there, you should have waited until we found a way to make this place more secure. That is when you get to have more intimate breaks, got it, Watchdog?
Jane: Ha......ha....ha, real creative joke about my name kid.
Luke: Look, boy, we're at a f###ing Civil War Memorial! How is this place going to be any more secure at all? This ain't a fort, and this is sure as hell not that Cabin, let alone the Ski Lodge............and (-glare-) did you just call me a dog?
Me: Look I did not mean it that way. By watchdog I meant that you were supposed to be our lookout, like our person that sees every problem around us, you know?
Jane: (-grabs me by the collar-) DO YOU SEE A F###KING HALO AROUND HIS HEAD, YOU PUNK!!!!!!!!!
Clementine: Stop it, Coin! (Yes, "Coin" would be my character nickname if I were in the game) You're being really rude right to Luke and Jane right now!
"Coin" (me): (-glare-) Why are you defending these two sh##s?
Clemmy: (-smacks me with her hat-) WHY ARE YOU BEING AN A##HAT!!!!!!!